Carl Icahn @I_Make_Money_You_Have_A_Problem_With_That? Have taken large position in APPLE. See BIG GAINS soon.
Bill Ackman @Never_Shorting_Again. You don’t use ALL CAPS, Carl. This is Twitter, not Facebook. And we have taken a bigger position in Air Products than you have in Apple.
Icahn: My Apple is bigger than your Air Products.
Ackman: Show me.
Icahn: I don’t have to show YOU, punk.
Ackman: Show me.
Icahn: I don’t have to show YOU, punk.
Ackman: What’s your thesis on Apple, Carl?
Icahn: Talked to Tim Cook. Very nice chat. Says they are coming out with a “smart” phone in September.
Ackman: They already make a smartphone. Like, their fifth iteration.
Icahn: Oh, Mr. Big Words. Tim Cook says it will read fingerprints. That would save police time doing stop & frisk. IT WILL BE BIG.
Ackman: Fingerprints? It’s biometric, Carl, not for fingerprinting.
Icahn: It’s biotech, too! A “smart” phone AND biotech drug. APPLE WILL BE BIG.
Ackman: There’s those caps again. Who types for you, old man? Your great-great-great grandson?
Icahn: Punk. Your mother was a camp-follower.
Ackman: Don’t know what that means. Translate.
Icahn: Look it up in the dictionary.
Ackman: Dictionary! Okay Carl, getting my Webster’s down from the shelf right now…
Icahn: You are a punk. A snotty, wise-guy punk.
Ackman: Is that the only adjective you know? I’ll give you my thesaurus, too. You can put it on your bookshelf next to the Encyclopedia Britannica collection.
Icahn: Punk. Your mother was a camp-follower.
Ackman: Don’t know what that means. Translate.
Icahn: Look it up in the dictionary.
Ackman: Dictionary! Okay Carl, getting my Webster’s down from the shelf right now…
Icahn: You are a punk. A snotty, wise-guy punk.
Ackman: Is that the only adjective you know? I’ll give you my thesaurus, too. You can put it on your bookshelf next to the Encyclopedia Britannica collection.
Icahn: A wise-guy punk.
Ackman: Anyway, “punk” is good. The Ramones were punk, Carl. But you were probably more a Vic Damone guy, right?
Icahn: A spoon-fed, daddy’s boy punk.
Icahn: A spoon-fed, daddy’s boy punk.
Ackman: ‘Danke Schoen,’ was that your song, Carl?
Icahn: Wayne Newton sang that, not Vic Damone.
Ackman: Sorry, Carl. I was trading stock options between classes in junior high while you were out there bankrupting airlines.
Ackman: Sorry, Carl. I was trading stock options between classes in junior high while you were out there bankrupting airlines.
Icahn: I didn’t bankrupt any airline!
Ackman: Ever hear of TWA?
Icahn: I rescued TWA!
Ackman: Like the Godfather rescued Moe Green.
Icahn: [Very bad language] Punk! So today you’re bankrupting department stores. Give me a break.
Ackman: Ever been in a Penney’s? They needed all the help they could get. We tried.
Ackman: Ever been in a Penney’s? They needed all the help they could get. We tried.
Icahn: I shop at TJ Maxx. I never pay retail, Bill. You know that.
Ackman: You paid retail for DELL. How’s that working out for ya?
Icahn: Better than Penney’s for you. Think I’ll short Penney. Right now.
Ackman: Go ahead. I’ll loan you my stock.
Icahn: Serve you right, you punk. Better yet, gonna buy more Herbalife right now.George Soros @George_Swings: Good idea Carl, I’m going to buy more HLF too.
Ackman: You paid retail for DELL. How’s that working out for ya?
Icahn: Better than Penney’s for you. Think I’ll short Penney. Right now.
Ackman: Go ahead. I’ll loan you my stock.
Icahn: Serve you right, you punk. Better yet, gonna buy more Herbalife right now.George Soros @George_Swings: Good idea Carl, I’m going to buy more HLF too.
Ackman: Hi George, didn’t know you were on this thread
Soros: No, I’m not on the treadmill.
Ackman: I said, “thread.” That’s what this is called.
Soros: No, I’m not on the treadmill.
Ackman: I said, “thread.” That’s what this is called.
Icahn: He’s a little deaf, Ackman: Give him some respect.
Soros: I just had sex with a very pretty young supermodel from Belarus. I met her in Davos shopping with my 5th ex-wife. Thought I would say that.
Ackman: Save it for Facebook, George. This is Twitter.
Soros: My assistant is putting the video up on YouTube. Then she will leak it to the New York Post.
Icahn: You might not want to do that, George.
Ackman: Are we done here, gentlemen?
Icahn: Not with you, punk. I’m buying more Herbalife right now.
Ackman: Go ahead. I’ll sell you mine.
Icahn: ??? Thought U were short HLF.
Soros: #$%@#$%@ I thought so too. Carl, you told me Ackman was short $1B HLF.
Icahn: That’s what he told everybody at that stupid conference, George. So I went long.
Soros: My face is not as wrinkly as it appears in the New York Post.
Icahn: ??? Thought U were short HLF.
Soros: #$%@#$%@ I thought so too. Carl, you told me Ackman was short $1B HLF.
Icahn: That’s what he told everybody at that stupid conference, George. So I went long.
Soros: My face is not as wrinkly as it appears in the New York Post.
Icahn: George, what are you talking about?
Soros: I am watching the video in my private nightclub. It’s midnight in Switzerland. Or St. Barts. Wherever we are.
Ackman: Sorry to tell you guys, but we actually covered the HLF last week. Went long.
Icahn: U r such a kidder. Am buying 1mm right now, market not held.
Ackman: I am not kidding. We’re long. 1 million shares of HLF, sold to you.
Soros: This HLF is going down now, Carl. What did you do?
Icahn: I just bought 1mm and it hasn’t had an uptick yet.
Soros: I can’t concentrate on the video. What is happening, Carl?
Icahn: [Bad word] This [very bad word] punk [bad word] us.
Soros: I fired my pilot for less, Carl.
Icahn: U can’t fire me, George, I don't work for U.
Soros: U will if Herbalife keeps going down. Can’t U twit something?
Ackman: It’s ‘tweet,’ George. You want Carl to ‘tweet’ something.
Ackman: Sorry to tell you guys, but we actually covered the HLF last week. Went long.
Icahn: U r such a kidder. Am buying 1mm right now, market not held.
Ackman: I am not kidding. We’re long. 1 million shares of HLF, sold to you.
Soros: This HLF is going down now, Carl. What did you do?
Icahn: I just bought 1mm and it hasn’t had an uptick yet.
Soros: I can’t concentrate on the video. What is happening, Carl?
Icahn: [Bad word] This [very bad word] punk [bad word] us.
Soros: I fired my pilot for less, Carl.
Icahn: U can’t fire me, George, I don't work for U.
Soros: U will if Herbalife keeps going down. Can’t U twit something?
Ackman: It’s ‘tweet,’ George. You want Carl to ‘tweet’ something.
Icahn: I’ll tweet U right in the East River, U punk.
Ackman: You and what army, Carl?
Soros: I want no armies involved. I am devoted to peace. And sex. Sex and peace.
Mary Jo White @Better_Late_Than_Never: Excuse me, gentleman, good afternoon. We at the SEC have been monitoring these conversations.
Ackman: I was wondering when you would get around to it.
Icahn: Holy [bad word]. Ms. White. What are you doing on this thread?
Soros: Is that a woman who joined us?
White. We are monitoring all these conversations.
Icahn: How the $$#@ do you do that?
White: Ever hear of an agency called the NSA?
Soros: She’s from the agency? I wasn’t expecting her so soon. Let her in, fellows.
Ackman: Not that kind of agency, George.
White: We are getting worried that unscrupulous billionaires may be using social media to promote their stocks after they build a position.
Soros: Position?
Icahn: Not that kind of position, George. Keep quiet.
Ackman: You’re in trouble, Carl.
Icahn: What’s the difference between me tweeting I buy Apple and you telling a conference you’re short Herbalife?
Ackman: I laid out the facts as I saw them. You promoted a stock price.
Icahn: This HLF keeps going down. Why didn’t you tweet that you covered your Herbalife and went long?
Ackman: It was my way of saying ‘Danke Shoen’ Carl.
Icahn: Punk.
White: Mr. Icahn, we need to get together. You too, Mr. Soros
Soros: A three-way! I will send the jet to pick you all up…
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